Cross-cultural Fan Pillows

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Slalom

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Punkins

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

Low Noon.

Overly wordy travel.

'I'm on the plain.'

Japa-knees

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Rocket charmer.

The abduction of Europa

The Dali 'Bama.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Perplexed Farmer

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Welcome to the British Museum...

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."