Cross-cultural Fan Gifts

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Slalom

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Punkins

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Overly wordy travel.

Low Noon.

'I'm on the plain.'

The abduction of Europa

The Dali 'Bama.

Rocket charmer.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Japa-knees

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

Perplexed Farmer

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."