Cross-cultural Enjoyer Gifts

'We're not a call centre... However.'

"OMG, LOL!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

EU and India partnership.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Slalom

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Holy Guacamole.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Easter bunny Island.

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Australasia.

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

Chère Maman

Fist bumps in other languages

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

"An investment group from Tokyo is here. To me it looks like a hostile takeover bid."

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

Samurai Reindeer

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"