Cross-cultural Fashion Fan Gifts

"Damn silly sign!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Tough Teddies

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Slalom

Strange man has a nose monocle.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Builders fashion range

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Hired Morning Suit

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Dang clip ons!

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Sisters

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."