High Fashion Fan Gifts

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'I'm totally stressed. Everything has become so horrendously emblematic.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Elton John

Casual Thursday

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Victorian Secret

The Mortons: It's all about our money.