High Fashion Gifts

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Demure lady with gloves

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Teenagers!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

The adoration of the gels.

Tut and Carmen.