Luxury Fashion Gifts

"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

Haute Suture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Bubbly

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Private Jet

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"