Luxury Fashion T-Shirts

"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

Haute Suture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Private Jet

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."