Luxury Brands T-Shirts

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

Karl Lagerfeld.

Pheromones.

"Premium or freemium?"

Cuffwear, 2004

"Oh, my gosh – is that a Stella McCartney thread?!!"

Shear and Wear

'Try and look skint-here comes my boss!'

'I'm all for belt-tightening, Darling. Trouble is, I can't decide which belt: Prada or Gucci?'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Her clothes are by Gucci, but her checks are by Rubbermaid.'

2...how much it costs to go in there?'

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

"So. . . I hear your dog's called 'Rolex'. . . ?"

Fake Review

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Haute Suture

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."