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"Tap water?! As if."

"There's no class distinction up here"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

Happy Consumers.

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

'Sweetie, don't play with that. It was very expensive.'

'Frankly, these Italian shoes don't look any better than my usual ones...'

"He's that lottery winner I was telling you about."

'Please try not to scratch my Rolex.'

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

"Armani! I'll take the jacket too!"

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

"My windproof, waterproof, shockproof lifetime guaranteed watch just fell down the sewer grate!"

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"A thousand pounds to overhaul a Rolex?My goodness, time really is money."

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

Jewellers for the Rich and Famous

"Rolex?"

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

My new car is amazing. In addition to its aggressive styling touches, it's got heated arm rests, a back massager and a built-in Wi-Fi 'Hot spot.'"

"That's no oil, it's my bottle of 1988 Chateau Petrus I spilled while checking your brake lines. That's gonna cost ya!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Beer Wine Spirits. Candy. Chips. If I'm paying that much for 20-year-old scotch, I'm going to need to see some I.D.!

'You'll have to open another of those Joint Account things - I've just emptied the old one!'