Collecting Luxury Items T-Shirts

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

"I can't believe it, but I'm actually looking forward to my high school reunion."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

The Buckingham Highclass Sanitary Ware.

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"You're on a what?!"

Early Piety

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Do you do much walking?"

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Apocalypse Research Center

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Bathroom Fairy

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

Dollphins

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Tin Can Operation.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)