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'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

It bag and no knickers!

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'New money or old money?'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"The filthy rich"