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"Ever wonder why any of our relatives born before April 2007 aren't immortal?"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Second hand furniture.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

New Suit.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A Macaroni in 1772

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Knights of the bedside table.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Out of kilter.

A Zircon Is Forever

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"So, how do you want it?"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

The Dandy

Square Cut

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables