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20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Stamp collector.

'I'm looking for a mid-19th century stamp from Tibet.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

A watch face with Stonehenge

Protest

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Doulton Canada Geese

Hourglass Dumptruck

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."