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20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Stamp collector.

'I'm looking for a mid-19th century stamp from Tibet.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Letter Collecting Nerd

Protest

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Hourglass Dumptruck

"I'm not happy."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Bald Man Overcomb

Doulton Canada Geese

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."