Philately Fan T-Shirts

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

A duck on postage stamp.

Stamp collector stamp collectors.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pirate

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Treasure Island Book.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

The Da Vinci Cod

Protest

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'