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'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

Pirate

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Running

Only Clowns

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Buns Of Veal.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Pirate Paddle Boat.

Poirots of the Caribbean

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

Advanced pilates.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'It's a Marimba!'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

Musician hurts his nose.