Politeness Fan T-Shirts

Charmed, I'm sure.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

The merger hits a snag.

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Politeness opens doors

'Say, please.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

'No. I insist. You first.'

"No offense."

Canadian Zoom

'No... you first.'

'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Don't ask for anything.'

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

Corona: Take Precautions!

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

Small Talk Outlet

"You're very courteous for a hog"