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"Passive-Aggressive Standoff"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

The merger hits a snag.

'Say, please.'

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"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

"No offense."

Canadian Zoom

'No... you first.'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

Will work for recognition.

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

'Don't ask for anything.'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"

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