Politeness Advocates Gifts

"Passive-Aggressive Standoff"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

The merger hits a snag.

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

'Say, please.'

Politeness opens doors

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'No... you first.'

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Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'No. I insist. You first.'

"No offense."

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

Will work for recognition.

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

'Don't ask for anything.'