Politeness Devotee T-Shirts

'He was polite. Too polite. He would knock before opening the fridge door.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Have your people call my people."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

We have a dream....

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"Amen. Please help me up."

Nato Membership

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Please Give

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

The merger hits a snag.

'What a control freak!'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

The next drone flight

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Say, please.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

The Deal of a Century

Politeness opens doors

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

The Controversial Octopus