Politeness Fan Gifts

Charmed, I'm sure.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

The merger hits a snag.

'Say, please.'

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Politeness opens doors

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

"No offense."

Canadian Zoom

'No... you first.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

Small Talk Outlet

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you adjudicate?

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Corona: Take Precautions!

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"You're very courteous for a hog"