Philately Fan Mugs

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

A duck on postage stamp.

Stamp collector stamp collectors.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pirate

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

King George I

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

The Da Vinci Cod

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Treasure Island Book.

Letter Collecting Nerd

Protest

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'