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'You're not very sharp, are you?'

Run out and get me some lunch.

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Well la de da. . .

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"Wake up."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

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"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

A dog sits at her typwriter

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

"Lousy spell check."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

'We relieved stress the old fashioned ways... slamming down a real telephone, stealing reams of carbon paper, sniffing white correction fluid...'

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

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