Handwriting Fan Mugs

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Well la de da. . .

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Viggo Mortensen

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'This guy is really good!'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"His prose is so muscular."

Alberto Giacometti.

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Miguel Ferrer

"Wake up."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

Penfriend

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Frederick Robinson

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"