Alphabet Fan Mugs

El Emeno Peas

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Well la de da. . .

Adult Barbershop

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Dauber Micawber'

"Wake up."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

News Wear World

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'Think Basics.'

Elvis' autopsy

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'