Alphabet Fan Prints

El Emeno Peas

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Best before 65 million BC.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Well la de da. . .

Adult Barbershop

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Dauber Micawber'

'Think Basics.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"Wake up."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

News Wear World

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"

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