Lettering Fan Mugs

Best before 65 million BC.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Wake up."

'Dauber Micawber'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Penfriend

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

Cartoons to Order

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

A dog sits at her typwriter

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

"Lousy spell check."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'