Lettering Fan Pillows

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"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Wake up."

Elvis' autopsy

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Penfriend

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Cartoons to Order

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

A dog sits at her typwriter

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

"Lousy spell check."