Funny Letter Fan Pillows

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"We think it had something to do with love."

Penfriend

Love by e-mail.

Countess writes a love letter

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

'It's THEM!'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."