Quirky Correspondence Fan Pillows

"...We remain, sincerely yours...."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

"He's at that awkward age."

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

Tapped Tree

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Fruit of the Loon"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

Time For This Odd House

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Ringing horn

"Guess what I say today!!"