Quirky Greeting Fan Pillows

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Happy Easter

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.