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"...We remain, sincerely yours...."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

French Animal Noises.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Tapped Tree

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Fruit of the Loon"

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

Time For This Odd House

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"Guess what I say today!!"

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'