Quirky Communication Fan T-Shirts

"Sorry, I don’t talk on the first date."

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"He's at that awkward age."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Crazy paving company.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

Tapped Tree

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

Sugar Machine

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"She has to find just the right spot."

"It's for you."

Time For This Odd House

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'They have great rapport.'

Solar powered sunbed.

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'