Quirky Contraptions Fan Pillows

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Mice 25¢

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Tapped Tree

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Crazy paving company.

The Booger.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Jazz Bagpipes

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine

Pirate trying on parrots.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer