Quirky Construction Fan Pillows

Crazy paving company.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

The water desk

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Old-fashioned computer

Scientists building a tower

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Driving without a flag?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Tapped Tree

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

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