Quirky Construction Fan T-Shirts

Crazy paving company.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Driving without a flag?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Tapped Tree

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'