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A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

The Booger.

Origin of the 'spork'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Crazy paving company.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'A Dust Cow'.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer