Quirky System Fan T-Shirts

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

What do you think of the application so far?

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

Crazy paving company.

Tapped Tree

A Protractor.

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Showbiz

"She has to find just the right spot."

Tea Cup Ride

Solar powered sunbed.

Failed business ventures.

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

Silhouettes

"Guess what I say today!!"

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Automated back scratcher.

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge