Quirky System Fan T-Shirts

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

What do you think of the application so far?

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crazy paving company.

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

Tapped Tree

A Protractor.

Sugar Machine

Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Showbiz

"She has to find just the right spot."

Tea Cup Ride

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

Failed business ventures.

Silhouettes

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

"Guess what I say today!!"

'The carnival has a company car.'

'I give it three, maybe four innings before the other team complains and we get a call from the commissioner.'

All-terrain vegetables.

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

VW Bug Ceases Production.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Automated back scratcher.

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge