Quirky Utility Fan Mugs

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'A Dust Cow'.

Origin of the 'spork'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Crazy paving company.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.