Quirky Furniture Fan Mugs

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

"Ooh Margaret, bad boy at six o'clock."

The water desk

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Old-fashioned computer

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Beachy Hair

"He's at that awkward age."

Mice 25¢

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.