Quirky Decor Fan Mugs

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"We're out of flowers."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Larvae Lamps.

Air Mail box in fish bowl

'Fax toilet paper.'

Wanted: Dead or alive.

Toucan in bird cage.

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Fan blowing jelly.

Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"He nibbled though the rotten skirting and then got squashed by my porn mags."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"How do you feel about crown molding?"

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Bonsai Loggers

Cuckoo clock.

Fighting Cuckoo Clocks.

'Yeah, it's kind of large for the room, but it saves us trips to the store - and it's a great place to keep my late Uncle Pete.'

A giraffe's desk

Candle with Match for Wick

Bird box coming out of painting

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You never thought a chap like me would be interested in nude painting, did you madam?"

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet roll holder.

Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock

Toilet Sign