Quirky Furniture Fan Gifts

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

"Ooh Margaret, bad boy at six o'clock."

The water desk

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Old-fashioned computer

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Mice 25¢

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'