Quirky Clothing Fan Gifts

"Fruit of the Loon"

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

"Cat box"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

"He's deliciously vintage."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Antler Buzzers.

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Oreolas

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The water desk

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

"We're out of flowers."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise