Quirky Clothing Fan Gifts

"Fruit of the Loon"

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

"Cat box"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Jarvis Cocker

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Pray for me.'

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Double Saxophone

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Antler Buzzers.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Oreolas

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The water desk

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

"We're out of flowers."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'