Quirky Footwear Fan Gifts

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Jarvis Cocker

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Antler Buzzers.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Deer Cross Dressing.

The water desk

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Crocodile Shoes

Beachy Hair

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Builders fashion range

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Shoe Whore

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Dang clip ons!

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

"Fruit of the Loon"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.