Quirky Footwear Fan Gifts

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Antler Buzzers.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Deer Cross Dressing.

The water desk

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Crocodile Shoes

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Fruit of the Loon"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."