Footwear Fan Gifts

Line-up for a person's shoe print.

Shoes. All you can feet $49.99. It sounds like a good deal, but I'm not sure what it means.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Shoe Whore

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Cat Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

Diamond outfits

"Bigfoot"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

wattle covers

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Vivienne Westwood

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

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"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You've got lot toe!'