Shoe Shopping Fan Gifts

Alligator shoes.

I love Museum Shops

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got lot toe!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Shoe Whore

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Hole Sale

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

New Shoes.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

The eskimo lottery...

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

Giant Shoe Sale

'This could be a new record!'

It was love at first sight.