Shiny Shoe Fan Gifts

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"I love this time of year."

Missing sock

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You've got lot toe!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Shoe Whore

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"And I thought I was sappy."

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

'Business could be better-how about you?'

Megacorp. A word to the wise --- "Power tie" doesn't mean the kind that lights up.

Clown at shoe-shine.

Summer feet.

Alligator shoes.

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

Shoe shinespit shine.

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

Shoe shine: 'This will cost extra.'

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

Blue Balloon

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.

Line-up for a person's shoe print.