Green Sock Fan Gifts

Missing sock

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

I fart more than that!

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I love this time of year."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Space Pioneer

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Smart Arse Meter

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Shoe Whore

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Sleeping in skis.

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Car on bike.

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

abduction online.com

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

Out of gas.

Alligator shoes.

'Looks like a great job!'

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

Line-up for a person's shoe print.

Football Plants