Giant Sock Fan Gifts

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Fine. And you?'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Missing sock

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Shoe Whore

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Life Drawing Class

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Sleepy cat

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

'Beg.' (pet owner to huge dog)

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."