Gigantic Winter Sports Fan Gifts

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ice Fishing

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

"I love this time of year."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Triple Sock Cow

Low Noon.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'